call your penis

call your penis a star because it goes backstage before the show

call your penis Batman because it acts with a team mate

call your penis Clark Kent because nobody knows that he is superman

call your penis atomic bomb because it looks like a mushroom

call your penis Hochland because it smells like cheese

call your penis Forrest Gump because he wants to run away

call your penis russian roullette because you have 1/6 chances to succed

call your penis Tom Tanks because it only has one ball (wilson)

call your penis Houdini because it's invisible

call your penis Bob Marley because he likes rasta hair

call your penis a ninja fighter because it goes undetected

call your penis jew because it smells a lot of gass

call your penis Altex because if there's a smaller one, we pay you double

call your penis gay marriage because it`s illegal in 49 american' states

call your penis Santa Claus because even kids know it doesn't exist

call your penis Titanic because it never gets the destination

call your penis NASA because it's  looking for black holes

call your penis appendice because it`s useless

call your penis Adibas because it's fake

call your penis Hyundai because it's famous only in asia

call your penis Dacia , because there are 10 millions with the same dimensions in romania only

call your penis Guess Who because it`s not quite what it used to be

call your penis Amy Winehouse because it's mostly dead

call your penis George O'malley because everybody is celebrating when it dies

call your penis Asafa Powell because it always gets first at the finish line

call your penis Route 66, because it`s long , lonely , and dusty

call your penis Santa Claus because it only comes(cums) once a year

call your penis Jesus because we celebrate his resurrection

call your penis Eminescu because he will get sifilis

call your penis Justin Bieber because all little girls adore him

call your penis Bear Grylls because it's a surviver

call your penis Basescu because it has a bald head

call your penis Yeti because nobody saw it

call your penis andorra because it's the smallest penis n the world

call your penis Kid Cudi because your biggest hit was a featuring

call your penis desert eagle because it only has 9mm

call your penis Moracanosul because there are only 6 others as small as it is

call your penis elvis because it's the king

call your penis easter because you have to wait 3 days for a miracle

call your penis Judas because it's unfaithfull

call your penis Dracula because it loves bloody vaginas

call your penis Blackberry Phone because it's multitasking

call your penis KFC's cripsy strips because it causes ass pain

call your penis Allah because you pray at it and hope for a response three times a day

call your penis easter bunny because it haves red collerd eggs

call your penis Nichita Stanescu, because everyone thinks you`re a girl

call your penis Universitatea Craiova because it's gonna die before 63th anniversary

call your penis Adam Sandler because it needs an anger management

call your penis area 51 because it`s the best kept secret

call your penis Lucky Strike because it causes throat cancer

call your penis old YouTube, because it`s limited to 10 minutes

call your penis Macaulay Culkin because you forgot him home

call your penis  50 cent because you can buy 2 with 1 dollar

call your penis Van Gogh because it's gonna be famous only after he dies

call your penis poker royal flush because you have a very lucky hand

call your penis Bugatti because it`s the fastest on earth

call your penis Nivea because it`s "invisible for black and white"

call your penis "moldovean" because it will eventually rape someone

call your penis Bruce Willis because it acts without any protection

call your penis Tiger Woods because it plays at several holes

call your penis a speaker because you need 5 of them plus a big one to have a good sound

call your penis Etna vulcano because finally it erupts

call your penis junkie because it's addicted to Viagra

call your penis iPhone 3GS , because it`s outdated

call your penis Lionel Messi because he can solve the problem alone

call your penis wheel because you need four of them to get moving

call your penis CocaCola Llight because there's no sugar

call your penis Bob Sinclair because it's gonna rock this party

call your penis Adrian Mititelu because it has no money

call your penis Yahoo Messenger because there's an "invisible" option