call your penis a star because it goes backstage before the show
call your penis Batman because it acts with a team mate
call your penis Clark Kent because nobody knows that he is superman
call your penis atomic bomb because it looks like a mushroom
call your penis Hochland because it smells like cheese
call your penis Forrest Gump because he wants to run away
call your penis russian roullette because you have 1/6 chances to succed
call your penis Tom Tanks because it only has one ball (wilson)
